F In Arithmetic

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an âFâ in Arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked ’How much is 2 x 3?’ and I said ’6’"

"But that’s right!"

"Then she asked me ’How much is 3 x 2?’"

"What’s the bloody fucking difference?"

"That’s exactly what I said!"

How Many Rabbits Have You Got?

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Paddy: Because I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!

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June 15, 2007

## Simple Arithmetic

F In Arithmetic

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an âFâ in Arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked ’How much is 2 x 3?’ and I said ’6’"

"But that’s right!"

"Then she asked me ’How much is 3 x 2?’"

"What’s the bloody fucking difference?"

"That’s exactly what I said!"

How Many Rabbits Have You Got?

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Paddy: Because I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!

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