Charles’ Dickins’ Book entitled Great Expextations gave me the Pip …………..the pip gave me appendicitus…………..the appendicitus gave the nurse a good time shaving………….my groin . Related doctor….is it true? Dapat Gawin SAD STORY 3oap8raa4n
Have you noticed that the anti smoking people , who want smoking to be banned , say all sorts of terrible things about tobacco smoking which is and isn’t true . One terrible thing about smoking that is true is this……………..Smoking wastes money ! . Related FADsgGXKDDBxdyqQE No change yet Organ meeting Smiling Nurse
2 baliw nag uusap….. baliw 1: pare, kanina pa yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin….? baliw 2: inaantay ko pang mabusog saka ko habulin…. para magka appendicitis…. zaldy of butuan loddy_dude123@yahoo.com simple_jessie123@yahoo.com Related Sagutin! kailangan ko less pain GOOD MORNING Pasyente last year
sakit ba ulo dahil sa problema? may gamot ako dyan! TOGMORON 500! lun- TOGMORON sa pader ulo mo 500mg. tandaan TOG MO RON! kung di epektib TOGMOPA 50mg. vote me plzzzzzzzzz Related Dracula has a stroke . nice brain Top 10 reasons to become a nurse PAMPALAKAS
doc: anu trabaho mo iha? gurl: substitute po doc. doc: iha hindi kaya prostitute? gurl: hindi po doc. nanay ko po un pag may sakit xa ako ung SUBSTITUTE! heheheheh……….. Related Mabisang Gamot Top 10 reasons to become a nurse cardura 3oap8raa4n
ayon sa scientific research… tuwing umaga madalas ginagawa ng mga lalaki ito. tuwing walang tao o kaya’y paggising. pwede itong nakahiga at nakatayo. maaari ring nakadapa o magsama ng iba. mga lalake, wag kayong magkakaila na ginagawa niyo ito. it’s start with letter"J" i know that is……. JOGGING diba?! about girls, maaari natin itong gawin […]
Eksena sa isang sikat na ospital sa Maynila: "Ano pong nararamdaman ninyo Misis?", tanong ni Doktora. "Doktora, tuwing nagtatalik po kami ng Mister ko, mayroon po akong nararamdaman na masakit sa ano ko.", sagot naman ni misis. "O sige ipa-pap smear kita. Ganito ang gagawin mo ha … pumuwesto ka na para kayong magtatalik nang […]
maria: nars, my back is herts bery mats, can you tek da pen awi? nars: ok, i’ll give you a shot of morphine,,, maria: no,,!!!not mor pen….SUSS…!!!ginou!!!! i want les pen…. zaldy from butuan loddy_dude123@yahoo.com Related GOOD MORNING Crazy Guy Saves a Life Three men and a doctor Why do women live longer than men […]
dok bakit ganito ang operation sa ulo ko… halos kita na ang utak ko doktor; okey lng yan… yan ang tinatawag… na OPEN MINDED>>>>> zaldy from butuan loddy_dude123@yahoo.com Related cardura No change yet Allergy ROOM
Sa mental hospital, inilawit ng isang pasyente ang daladalang bingwit sa isang batyang tubig.Siyang pagdaan ng doctor at nagtanong… "Meron ka na bang huli iho?" Sagot naman ng pasyente…"Ano ka doctor? Baliw? Nakita mong walang isda ang pinaglawitan ko ng bingwit. Related Ang Ulam At ang Asin Bean farting bugwpwYpPxWp open minded
A mentally-disturbed man viited a famous psychiatrist St. Luke’s Hopital. Psychiatrist:What seems to be the problem? Man: I really don’t know, I can’t understand who I am Psychiatrist:Okay, why don’t u lie down here on the couch and start from the beginning. Man: The beginning? Psychiatrist: Yes. Man: Okay.. In the beginning, God created the […]
tatlong magkakaibigan kumukuha ng memory test: (doc to juan) Doc: anu ang 3×3?? juan: 143 poh!!!! (doc to pedro) Doc: anu and 3×3?? pedro: tsinelas poh!!!1 (doc to basyong) Doc: anu ang 3×3?? basyong: 9 poh!! Doc: Wow! panu mo nakuha ung sagot??/ basyong: simple lang poh doc!! dinivide ko ung 143 sa tsinelas!!!!! hehehe….. […]
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only […]
PASYENTE: DOK mahina na yata ang pandinig ko. d ko marinig kahit utot ko. DOKTOR: heto, inumin mo ang gamot na ito sa loob ng isang linggo. PASYENTE: Lalakas ba ang pandinig ko pagkatapos ng isang linggo? DOKTOR: hindi, lalakas ang utot mo… Related AYAW LUMAWLAW ANG DEDE 3oap8raa4n Medicine right place
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There is a book entitled recognising symptoms . I have read this book and think I have every form of cancer . I am glad I am not at all popular with the ladies or else I would think , I have every form of venerable ( not a spelling mistake ) disease . Related […]