First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first […]
(accedentally nasaksak si Pedro sa my kanto ng siya ay papauwi na, i=umuwi sya sa kanila na siya ay duguan.. Ginising niya ang kanyang kaibigan na natutulog)… Pedro: Pare nasaksak ako please call me a doctor! please… Pedring: Okey jz Calmdown dude!!! Pedro, isa kang doktor, doktor ka!!! getz nio ba? pag hindi jz email […]
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A mental patient is singing wyl lying in a hospital bed. after 5 songs dumapa xa. d nurse asked "oh bkit ka bumaligtad?" he answrd "ADIK K BA?" Side B na kaya!!!! Related ROOM Katangahan Ng Nurse doc 100
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so […]
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Sa Mental: Doctor: Magaling ka na! sinagip mo ang kaibigan mong nalulunod…kaya lang nagbigti sya sa CR… Patient: hindi po dok, sinabit ko sya dun para matuyo Related No treatment for cancer . Medicine Definition of Medical Terms Pay Attention
Sa Funeral: A cardiologist was birruied in a heartshaped coffin. On e of the doctors laugh, when they asked why, he said…"Im just thinking about my funeral, Im a gynecologist. Related kung anik anik ouch heartache 100 Mental
Juan: Pareng Pedro, may allergy ako sabi daw ng doctor. Pedro: Ano naman ang allergy mo? Juan Allergy ako sa tao eh. Kaos hindi ako allergy sa ioy kasi kagabi sabi ng misis mo, Hoy Hayop Ka. Related Katangahan Ng Nurse VARICUS (KNOCK KNOCK) Doktor doctor Nrse and a nun
Mi Ultimo Ubo
MI ULTIMO UBO Adios, patria adorada, polluted na ang karsada Perla del mar de trapiko, nuestro perdido tambutso A darte voy a brownout, para ka na ring na-knock out A fuera mas mainit, taong bayan nagngingitngit Tambien por ti la diera, para tayong nasa giyera. En campos de basura, singhutando con delirio Otros te dan […]