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isang babae ang nagdadasal sa simbahan at humihingi ng tulong kay God… babae: Diyos ko, bigyan nyo nman po aq ng pera khit isang libo lang, ipapagamot ko lang po ang anak ko may biglang lumapit na pulis at inabutan ito ng 500… babae: God salamat po pero sana next tym kayu n lng ang […]

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A good samaritan finds a credit an R.B.S. ( Royal Bank of Scotland ) credit card , he hands it in at the nearest R.B.S. branch . A good samaritan finds a womans’ handbag , he hands it in at the nearest police station . A good samaritan sees a dog in danger of being […]

An awfull looking man is sitting at the bus stop with school children . The policemen aproach this man and ask him these questions : Are you unmarried ? he replies Yes , Are you homosexual ? he replies yes , Are you a peadophile ? he answers yes ………………The policeman asks " Why are […]