A woman dislikes her neighbour looking over the fence , because she likes her privacy . A seven foot high fence is put up and three weeks later her home is broken into , the theives go thruogh her underwear and urinate in her refrigerator which is a gross invasion of privacy ……………..This dreadfull crime […]

There is an English TV show called " Foyles war " , this TV show is about crimes commited in England during World War Two . In one edition of this TV show a teacher is arrested for murdering a child . In those days teachers were allowed to do everything to children except……………..murder children […]

A car was arrested for a sex crime , it was a Plymouth Prowler . Related IBa na paLa meaNINg ng PMA! Terrible accident Why is marijuana ilegal ? Clockwork Orange

There’s this policeman who is so honest he said……………." Marijuana is ilegal because governments are addicted to………….alcohol money ." Related Car crashed into a tall building . ewwwwwwwww lexapro Undercover detective

Hadrians’ Wall was not built by the Romans to keep the Scots out of the Roman Empire , Hadrians’ Wall was built by the Scots so as to prevent the Romans from finding out …………….what a Scotsman wears under his kilt ! Related Fast Clown . I don’t care who you know! We took of […]

A man is arrested for exposing himself to the girls and women . When arrested he is asked Do you drink alcohol ? He answers No , He is asked Do you consume ilegal drugs ? He answers No , He is asked Do you smoke tabacco ? He answers No , He is asked […]

There’s this well behaved sex offender , he has raped twenty three women , but he would not touch a little girl to stop her from being hit by a car . Related Undercover detective embistegador Car crashed into a tall building . Awfull looking man with schoolchildren .

The hill at Gettysburg is called Cemetry Ridge , on July the third 1863 this hill became an instant cemetry . At this cemetry the gravediggers and tombstones arrived after the dead ………….funny way to run a cemetry . Related 2 amerikano at isang Police pulis Hadrians’ Wall Well behaved sex offender .

When Hannibal crossed the Swiss Alps in the year 218 B.C. , he said to his men " It is Winter time , and in front of us are the Alps of Switzerland , and crossing these alps is no problem……’s’ no problem……..snow problem . Related ang tulo ka bisaya/ang 3 bisaya FBI, CAI and […]

On a cold Winters’ day in the state of Colarado a bank was robbed , and because the bank was so well heated the robbers took of their balaclavas …………..this benifited the police . Related Hadrians’ Wall Battle of Trafalgar Kasabihan Walang Hanggan k0rak0t!!!

During the Vietnam War a group of American soldiers are ordered too apply black shoe polish to their faces , so that it is more difficult for The North Vietnamese to see them . While applying the shoe polish , one soldier who’s a negro says ………." Aaahs get no need ter aplar dat shoe […]

In order to prevent sex crimes men and boys should see the English movie called " Clockwork Orange " . When put into jail , the star of the movie Malcolm McDowell is stripped naked and checked out for what’s called…………venerable ( not a spelling mistake ) disease . Related Lucky for you embistegador Why […]

In an ancient battle there was a very nervous soldier , his name was……………William Shakespear . Related Well behaved sex offender . duling vs. bulag Terrible accident Why is marijuana ilegal ?

The police tend to an emergency , a car full of thugs turned the toilet cleaner into a victim of road rage…………they bashed the shit out of him . Related Americas’ most and least wanted . Terrible accident Show them your bank balance . Sex crime car

In the year 1853 an elderly Englishman was telling his grandchildren what it was like to be in the Battle of Trafalgar . Well my grandchildren a long time ago in the year 1803 near The Rock of Gibralta we of the English Navy had fought in the Battle of Trafalgar ………………….What we saw at […]