Terrible accident
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn’t look right – scratch scratch. "Head on boolevard…" […]
Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. I was going to be a cop, but […]