Top 10 reasons why there couldn’t be a Filipino-American US President:
Reason #10: White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
Reason # 9: Not enough parking spaces at White House for 2 Honda Civics, Toyota Celica, 1985 Mercedes Benz Diesel, BMW (Big Mean Wife) and MPV (My Pinoy Van).
Reason #8: Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners.
Reason #7: Too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the last supper picture?
Reason #6: White house walls not big enough to hold giant wooden spoon & fork. Besides the foyer is not big enough for everyone’s shoes and slippers, too!
Reason #5: Secret service staff won’t respond to "psssst,psssst".
Reason #4: Secret service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statuette of Santo Nino on the dashboard.
Reason #3: No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines on every White House room.
Reason #2: State dinners do not allow "Take Home".
And the Number 1 Reason: AIR FORCE ONE – does not allow overweight balikbayan boxes!
What do you think ?
March 29, 2006
Top 10 Reasons
Top 10 reasons why there couldn’t be a Filipino-American US President:
Reason #10: White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
Reason # 9: Not enough parking spaces at White House for 2 Honda Civics, Toyota Celica, 1985 Mercedes Benz Diesel, BMW (Big Mean Wife) and MPV (My Pinoy Van).
Reason #8: Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners.
Reason #7: Too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the last supper picture?
Reason #6: White house walls not big enough to hold giant wooden spoon & fork. Besides the foyer is not big enough for everyone’s shoes and slippers, too!
Reason #5: Secret service staff won’t respond to "psssst,psssst".
Reason #4: Secret service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statuette of Santo Nino on the dashboard.
Reason #3: No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines on every White House room.
Reason #2: State dinners do not allow "Take Home".
And the Number 1 Reason: AIR FORCE ONE – does not allow overweight balikbayan boxes!
What do you think ?
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