Erap’s the best

There were these Japanese, German, American and a Pinoy arguing about which country in the world is the best.

First was the Japanese, "In our country there was this guy who was paralyzed from the neck and down to his smallest toes. Still, he could paint works of art rivaling those of Picasso and Van Gogh using only his mouth!"

The German butted in, "That’s nothing! In our country, there was this guy who had this terrible car accident and his 2 legs were amputated. He was fitted with prosthetics, German engineering, you know, and years later, he won the prestigious New York City marathon!!!

The American sneered and said, "Ha! What are you guys talkin’ about! They couldn’t be compared to what the mighty U.S. of A. has produced. This guy was born without arms and legs and yet because of American know-how and ingenuity we were able to fit him with prostethic arms and legs. During the 2004 Olympics in Athens, Greece, he won 7 gold medals in swimming!!! Can you beat that?!?!?

Finally, it’s the Pinoy’s turn. He just laugh them off, "You guys shut-up!!! I don’t think you can beat my humble Philippines! A guy was born without a head. Remember, without a head! Our scientists and doctors painstakingly replaced it with A COCONUT! Guess what? When he grew up, he became our PRESIDENT!!!!

What do you think ?

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