There was a German TV show made in 1969 called " Chariots of the Gods " , in this TV documentry it shows the Ruins of Zimbabwe in the ( then ) African nation of Rhodesia . Today the African nation of Zimbabwe…………is in ruins . Related Mabuhay! get that woman!!! Lacson and Erap Mga […]
David Hicks went to Afghanistan to train to be a terrorist and worship Osama Bin Ladins’ beard , and was sent to the Guantamano Bay maximum security jail . To stay out of trouble David Hicks should have stayed in Australia , train to be a builder and worship Kylie Minogues’ bottom . Related Genie […]
Bon Jovi………July Four Tenths is Bar Stool Day , In Paris there will be an enjoyable Barbique ………….wealthy citizens , get in for your chop and remember the meat tastes better if it is Marrie Antoinetted . Have a good time and don’t lose your head …………not all barbiques are made by Webber………Mark my words […]
In the year 1848 Karl Marx and Freiderich Engels published a book entitled " Communist Manifesto " , if Karl Marx and Freiderich Engels were honest men , their book would have been called…………….Red Bull . Related There’s an elephant between us . Ang Tsaa Nogar Raphie is on his way to……. Erap,Pedro en Juan […]
presidents: Bush Saddam Erap one day the 3 presidents went in a international conference. The speaker ask a Question: in your country give me one animal that can carry much as two person. Bush: in our country we do have a stallion. a horse that can carry 2 to 3 persons. (the audience and committee […]
sa langit………. san pedro:natutuwa kami, congessman larry na napunta ka d2 s langit. gagawa tau ng isang malaking selebrasyon. ibang kaluluwa: bakit naman???? san pedro: siyempre minsan lang magkaroon ng politika d2 noh! sana nasiyahan kau! thanks 4 rdng m dyok. ara po ito. BYE! Related difficult stories comments issues american There’s an elephant between […]
sabi ng mga senator:Charter change! sabi ng mga bakla:Sex change! sabi ng mga congressman:Keep the change! At sabi ni juan dela cruz:Nothing will change! Related tanga-tangang attorney… knock ! knock ! Genie at Erap Ross Perot and three women
a man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. he thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race was on. the cars are racing down the highway–60,70,80,90 miles […]
There were these Japanese, German, American and a Pinoy arguing about which country in the world is the best. First was the Japanese, "In our country there was this guy who was paralyzed from the neck and down to his smallest toes. Still, he could paint works of art rivaling those of Picasso and Van […]
(in a cabinet meeting …) GMA: oshige … kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na ’to ay siyang magre-reshign (initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya …) GMA: o … praktish lang un noh? ulet! Related Corruption Who gets what vote . knock ! knock ! David Hicks
SPECIAL PRAYER FOR PGMA: aba naman gloria puno ka na ng grasya! ang yaman ng bansa ay sumaiyo na.sa husay ni garci naging pekeng pangulo ka! bukod kang mandaraya sa babaeng lahat. pinagpala ring mangkurakot, asawa mo’t anak kaya wala nang natira sa amen……. Related bobo raw Lacson and Erap Kasabihan Walang Hanggan Erap and […]
REPORTER: kumusta na po ang jueteng sa bayang ito? PULIS: wala nang jueteng sa municipalidad na ito. REPORTER: pero balita pong 5-7 ang tumama kahapon. PULIS: ganun ba?..dapat pala nabaligtad ko yung taya ko.. Related “Pano pinatay si Jose Rizal?” French Revolution Barbique . NEW GOVERNMENT TITLES! difficult stories comments issues american
nagkatipon tipon ang mga presidentiables sa isang restaurant…. Gloria:waiter…paorder ng french fries at swiss stakes…. Erap: waiter…paorder ng first prize at sweep stakes Related Corruption SPECIAL PRAYER 4 PGMA While in New York, Erap accidentally bumped an Ame… How they differs?
nagpunta si Erap sa Mindanao upang makipag-usap sa mga NPA Erap:Itigil na ang gyera….dapat magkaroon ng ceasefire.. NPA:Hindi kami makikipagnegosasyon hanggat hindi mo naiispell ang CEASEFIRE Erap:(napakamot ng ulo)Sige…ituloy ang gyera…. Related Cabinet meeting Erap : Pull 1964 Nobel Peace Prize . hayup
Where’s Gettysburg ?
A little American boy asks his Father , Where’s Gettysburg ?…………And his Father replies : Gettysburg is in South West Germany and is famous a beer drinking festival during the month of October . Related lagot ka sa nanay mo bzQcIhev David Hicks the perfect president