Lumubog ang barkong sinasakyan ng mga miyembro ng united nations for peace sakay ang mga representatives ng mga bansa tulad ng pilipinas, china, spain, japan at america. Isang lifeboat na lang ang natitira at sabay sabay silang nakasampa dito. Kailangang isa lamang ang matira sa sasakyan upang manatili itong nakalutang at pagkakataon na ng bawat […]
Pilipinas NOON At NGAYON. NOON kapag nakakita ang mga tao ng magnanakaw, ganito ang sigaw ng mga tao, Tao: Tumawag kayo ng Pulis, may magnanakaw!!.. NGAYON kapag nakakita ang mga tao ng Pulis, ganito ang sigaw, Tao: Magnanakaw!!.., magnanakaw!!, ingat kayo. NOON kapag panahon ng Election, ganito ang sigaw ng mga tao, Tao: Election nanaman, […]
Q: Why couldnt the Filipino vote in the election?A: Because he would eat the balut! Related Tanghalian nang mga Magsasaka Gaano Ka-sama Siya Minsan (to the tune of “G… Election choices Communist Manifesto
What’s the difference between! corruption in the USA and corruption in the Philippines. In the US, they go to jail. In the Philippines, they go to US. Related Baloons for journolasts . Vote wisely get that woman!!! Erap and Microsoft
Matapos mamatay si Pres. Ferdinand Marcos ay nagkita sila ni Ninoy sa langit. At sa langit, nagkaroon sila ng pagtatalo. Ninoy: O, Macoy!. Nauna ako sa iyo dito, kayat dito ay ako ang masusunod. Macoy: Hup!. easy ka lang Ninoy. Nakikita mo ba ang nakalagay sa ibabaw ng Cross na iyan? "INRI", alam mo ba […]
How Politician and Mute differs to each other? POLITICIANS TALK MORE AND MORE FOR SOMETHING BUT DO NOTHING, WHILE MUTES TALK NOTHING BUT DO SOMETHING. IT’S TRUE .. RIGHT? Related Pilipinas noon at ngayon Where’s Gettysburg ? Bruno Mars There’s an elephant between us .
Erap and Manoling went to the beach. After diving, a fish swallowed Erap’s dick. He punched the fish and it died. Erap to Manoling: Kaya mo ‘yun? Manoling: Oo naman, basta huwag mo akong susuntukin, ha? Related Nazi leaders are part Jewish . 1969 Moon landing Proven gaya gaya
PIPOL SAY….. Alfredo Lim is half-Filipino, half-Chinese. Manoling Morato is half-Filipino, half-Filipina. Erap is half-Filipino, half-Alcohol. Related Genie at Erap Who gets what vote . Men H Yvf dont u ever give her back!!—- jewel read thi…
Erap, Pedro and Juan Luncheon Erap, Pedro and Juan eat lunch together everyday. For almost 1 year they have the same lunch daily. Pedro has adobo, Juan has pinakbet and Erap tuna sandwich. Today, Juan says "pagod na akong puro pinakbet na lang araw-araw ang lunch ko, tomorrow pag panakbet pa rin tatalon na lang […]
CABINET MEMBER: Mr. President, our population growth rate is alarming! There is one woman giving birth every minute. ERAP: We have to stop this. Look for that woman! Related hayup Suicide.( ERAP ) Give me a sign!!! Nazi leaders are part Jewish . Ito ay isang Kasabihan
ABS-CBN UPDATE: Sen. M Santiago was arrested 30 mins ago by PNP. There was no resistance. She only requested to see her sons… Basilio & Crispin. Related “Pano pinatay si Jose Rizal?” Ross Perot and three women How they differs? Kasabihan Walang Hanggan
k hERAP ng buhay ngayn. ANGARApal kc ng govt officials. Panay pagwPING PUNO naman ng ktiwalian at MIRIAMing kbaliwan. Kaya wag ng magpaPONCE ste onse, vote wisely. Related freeze! Wish Ni Erap! Medical check-up ni Erap sa langit napunta si cong!!!!!
Bakit daw tumatagal ng 4 araw ang medical check-up ni Erap? Kasi sa scan, di Makita ang brain. Related Ito ay isang Kasabihan The President and the camera . Genie at Erap Vote wisely
President Estrada to Bro. Mike Velarde Erap : Can Prostitute be save ? Bro.mike : Siyempre ! Erap : Sige, E-Save mo ako para sa Sabado night. Related Why did they have gulags in Russia ? Mga pangako Kelvin Rudd member for Parliament . get that woman!!!
Gaano Ka-sama Siya Minsan (to the tune of “Gaano Kadalas Ang Minsan”)
GAANO KA-SAMA SIYA MINSAN (Si GMA) Gaano ka-sama ang bruhang malditang ito Sing-tigas na siya ng malaking bato Wala pa siyang puso Gaano kadalas mandaya ang putang ‘to Gaano kadalas, gaano kadalas manalo… Gaano ka-sama ang ugali ng hitad na ‘to Pati ang media tinatarayan na, Minumura pa ‘to Bakit sa pwesto pa ang mang-aagaw […]