A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else’s pants." Related Bottom of the class Mark 3 Student Prayers daniel DLSU and […]
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’" "But that’s right!" "Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’" "What’s the fucking difference?" "That’s exactly what I said!" Related Inspirasyon Sa iskul… Ang Assighnment ni […]
What did you learn today?”
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." Related BOring! what goes up and never come down You Might Be a School teacher if… Student Prayers
Punished for something
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do." The mother exclaimed, "But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?" The little […]
Write in the dark
"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card." Related zero pud Bottom of the class though comparable stabilized app substantial DLSU and ADMU Final Exams
Earth is round
Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round? Milton: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was. Related Things we learn in Grade School Dear Ate Charo Balut What part did you get?