May 6, 2006

SM Megamall Scam

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have been a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This personally happened to me at SM Mega Mall, Mandaluyong City, Philippines and it could also happen to you.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls will come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Mall. If you agree, they will get in the back seat fast. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also yesterday. I’m on my way to the store to buy more wallets.

Be careful.

Please do not pass.