Halo-halo dyoks (part3)

MATANDANG MATRONA: Sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako?

D.I. : Kung titignan kita ng sideview, 18 ka lang; kung nakatalikod 16 lang; kung nakaharap 22 lang. Bale total ay 56 sweetheart.
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Doctor: Lola, kailan ho ba kayong last nakipagtalik?
Lola: Mga 1955
Doctor: Matagal na ho pala ano?
Lola: Di naman! (sabay tingin sa relo). 20:55 pa lang naman ah!
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A soldier died. Wife is crying during burial when
flag was given to her. She said,"Aanhin ko paang watawat
na ‘to kung wala na ang flagpole ko!"
Hu…hu…hu…
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Husband and Wife having sex..

Husband: Luv, magsalita ka naman diyan para mas masarapan pako..,
Wife: Oohh…ahhhh.. wala tayong bigaass… buwisiiit…demonnyoo…Sipiing laang lagii taayooo….Mammmmmatay tayoo sa gutoooom….animmaaal..

What do you think ?