Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
* He tells you that he has never told a lie.
* A big sign in his office says: "Don’t ask me."
* A prison guard is shaving your head.

What do you think ?