Murphy’s Laws of Computing
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results. Related My daddy […]
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I’d […]
A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She’s a doctor." "That’s wonderful. How about you, Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." […]
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Related read the thing Ang Ulam At ang Asin Future Operating Systems la lng readf nyo lng
Unix is user friendly. It’s just very particular about who it’s friends are. Related Teacher na palaging nasa CR! Bill Gates is naked . CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms Y2K
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. 4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs. 5. Repeat three […]
An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage […]
Assembler: A formula I race car. Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain. FORTRAN II: A Model T Ford. Once it was the king of the road. FORTRAN IV: A Model A Ford. FORTRAN 77: a six-cylinder Ford Fairlane with standard transmission and no seat belts. COBOL: A delivery van. It’s bulky and ugly […]
Dear Boss, I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved […]
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry […]
If you can pick it up, it’s a PC. If you can’t pick it up but you can push it over, it’s a minicomputer. But when you can’t pick it up or knock it over, it’s a mainframe. Related Unix is user friendly Saging Justice Movies turn off . >>>FRIENDSTER
CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: System Can’t See It MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed DOS: Defunct Operating System WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PnP: Plug and Pray APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity […]