Have you ever wondered where the saying " Beware of dirty old men with beards , they molest little girls " came from ?..This was anti Jewish propaganda , used to condition German children to fear and hate Jews in Nazi Germany during the 1930 s ……………………………On a lovely Summers’ day in the year 1937 […]

Question : Who won the 1964 Nobel Peace Prize ?……………..Answer : Ho Chi……Mistake . Related knock ! knock ! BArADO SI manloloko computer lab Manoling en Erap…

A little boy asks his father " Daddy , Why did they have gulags ( forced labour camps ) in Russia ? "…………………And his Father says " Well mmmmm In the Russian Revolution that started in 1917 , the Bolsheviks murdered the employers for their money , and this created unemployment ………………Gulags fixed Russias’ unemployment […]

In the year 1992 Ross Perot made a speech and in this speech he said : " My name is Ross Perot , as you can see I’m all ears . And in the audience we have three famous women . Mother Theresa she’s all heart , Dolly Parton she’s all chest and Elle MacPherson…………..she’s […]

A little American boy asks his Father , Where’s Gettysburg ?…………And his Father replies : Gettysburg is in South West Germany and is famous a beer drinking festival during the month of October . Related Erap at ang kanyang secretary ERAP Erap the perfect president

There was a German TV show made in 1969 called " Chariots of the Gods " , in this TV documentry it shows the Ruins of Zimbabwe in the ( then ) African nation of Rhodesia . Today the African nation of Zimbabwe…………is in ruins . Related Manoling en Erap… Kasabihan Walang Hanggan Ito ay […]

David Hicks went to Afghanistan to train to be a terrorist and worship Osama Bin Ladins’ beard , and was sent to the Guantamano Bay maximum security jail . To stay out of trouble David Hicks should have stayed in Australia , train to be a builder and worship Kylie Minogues’ bottom . Related gaya […]

Bon Jovi………July Four Tenths is Bar Stool Day , In Paris there will be an enjoyable Barbique ………….wealthy citizens , get in for your chop and remember the meat tastes better if it is Marrie Antoinetted . Have a good time and don’t lose your head …………not all barbiques are made by Webber………Mark my words […]

In the year 1848 Karl Marx and Freiderich Engels published a book entitled " Communist Manifesto " , if Karl Marx and Freiderich Engels were honest men , their book would have been called…………….Red Bull . Related computer lab Dirty old men with beards . Suicide.( ERAP ) Give me a sign!!! BArADO SI manloloko

presidents: Bush Saddam Erap one day the 3 presidents went in a international conference. The speaker ask a Question: in your country give me one animal that can carry much as two person. Bush: in our country we do have a stallion. a horse that can carry 2 to 3 persons. (the audience and committee […]

sa langit………. san pedro:natutuwa kami, congessman larry na napunta ka d2 s langit. gagawa tau ng isang malaking selebrasyon. ibang kaluluwa: bakit naman???? san pedro: siyempre minsan lang magkaroon ng politika d2 noh! sana nasiyahan kau! thanks 4 rdng m dyok. ara po ito. BYE! Related COUP D ETAT NEW GOVERNMENT TITLES! Ang Yosi Erap […]

sabi ng mga senator:Charter change! sabi ng mga bakla:Sex change! sabi ng mga congressman:Keep the change! At sabi ni juan dela cruz:Nothing will change! Related jueteng reinaldo.dudgeon@yahoo.com difficult stories comments issues american Bruno Mars

a man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. he thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race was on. the cars are racing down the highway–60,70,80,90 miles […]

There were these Japanese, German, American and a Pinoy arguing about which country in the world is the best. First was the Japanese, "In our country there was this guy who was paralyzed from the neck and down to his smallest toes. Still, he could paint works of art rivaling those of Picasso and Van […]

(in a cabinet meeting …) GMA: oshige … kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na ’to ay siyang magre-reshign (initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya …) GMA: o … praktish lang un noh? ulet! Related pangunahing balita Communist Manifesto Top 10 Reasons Lacson and Erap