April 7, 2006

Hi Tech Pinoy

Subject: Hi tech Pinoy

A little "bathroom" humor- enjoy. Love, Abdulla

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Pinoy were
sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German
pressed his forearm and the
beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager,
he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese
fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Pinoy felt decidedly low tech(medyo kinakabahan….kaba..kaba…, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. He returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Pinoy finally said ——- "Well, will you look
at that, I’m getting a Fax Message

Patay…balentwang lahat ng kalaban.. Ang Pinoy ba matatalo???? Never….sa lahat ng bagay….lalu sa Kayabangan….he..he…he..hi..hi..